Thursday, October 27, 2011

An "Eventful" Event

So on Friday October 21st I went back down to the farm to help with a farm to fork dinner event and this is what happened. There is a link to a video and I would recommend watching the other movies that also come up when you click on this link. Laura wrote this and it is much better than I could ever have put it.

What an evening we had this last Friday night! It had all the makings of a really great novel; drama, suspense, anticipation, crisis, heroic efforts, villains and victors, resolution and a happy ending.

The evening was everything I had dreamed and hoped it would be. The weather was perfect, the farm was filled with friends and guests roaming around talking about organic, sustainable farming practices. Our young interns were teaching and sharing their passion for farming and their role in it. (A high hope for our future!) The pig didn’t get loose. Our guests were excited to spend an evening together. The food was prepared exquisitely. The long dinner table, under the direction of dear friends, was absolutely stunningly beautiful. The music was superb. The stars were bright and life was really good. And then, …

for a few moments, it felt like the rug was pulled out from underneath us and my wonderful world came crashing down. As guests were mingling, finishing tours of the farm, and while the first course of the meal was being prepared and ready to be sent out, a Southern Nevada Health District employee came for an inspection. Because this was a gathering of people invited to our farm for dinner I had no idea that the Health Department would become involved. I received a phone call from them two days before the event informing me that because this was a “public event” (I would like to know what is the definition of “public” and private”) we would be required to apply for a “special use permit.” If we did not do so immediately we would be charged a ridiculous fine. Stunned, we immediately complied. We were in the middle of our harvest day for our CSA shares, a very busy time for us, but Monte immediately left to comply with the demand and filled out the required paper work and paid for the fee. (Did I mention that we live in Overton, nowhere near a Health Department office?) Paper work now in order he was informed that we would not actually be given the permit until an inspector came to check it all out. She came literally while our guests were arriving!

In order to overcome any trouble with the Health Department of cooking on the premises most of the food was prepared in a certified kitchen in Las Vegas and to further remove any doubt we rented a certified kitchen trailer to be here on the farm for the preparation of the meals. The inspector, Mary Oaks, clearly not the one in charge of the inspection as she was constantly on the phone with her superior Susan somebody who was calling all the shots from who knows where. Susan deemed our food unfit for consumption and demanded that we call off the event because: 1. Some of the prepared food packages did not have labels on them. (The code actually allows for this if it is to be consumed within 72 hours.) 2. Some of the meat was not USDA certified. (Did I mention that this was a farm to fork meal?) 3. Some of the food that was prepared in advance was not up to temperature at the time of inspection. (It was being prepared to be brought to proper temperature for serving when the inspection occurred.) 4. Even the vegetables prepared in advance had to be thrown out because they were cut and were then considered a “bio-hazard”. At this time Monte, trying to reason with Susan to find a possible solution for the problem, suggested turning this event from a “public” event to a “private” event by allowing the guests to become part of our farm club, thus eliminating any jurisdiction or responsibility on their part. This idea infuriated Susan and threatened that if we did not comply the police would be called and personally escort our guests off the property. This is not the vision of the evening we had in mind! So regretfully, again we complied. The only way to keep our guests on the property was to destroy the food. I can’t tell you how sick to my stomach I was watching that first dish of Mint Lamb Meatballs hit the bottom of the unsanitized trash can. Here we were with guests who had paid in advance and had come from long distances away anticipating a wonderful dining experience, waiting for dinner while we were behind the kitchen curtain throwing it away! I know of the hours and labor that went into the preparation of that food. We asked the inspector if we could save the food for a private family event that we were having the next day. (A personal family choice to use our own food.) We were denied and was insulted that we would even consider endangering our families health. I assured her that I had complete faith and trust in Giovanni our chef and the food that was prepared, (obviously, or I wouldn’t be wanting to serve it to our guests). I then asked if we couldn’t feed the food to our “public guests” or even to our private family, then at least let us feed it to our pigs. (I think it should be a criminal action to waste any resource of the land. Being dedicated to our organic farm, we are forever looking for good inputs into our compost and soil and good food that can be fed to our animals. The animals and compost pile always get our left over garden surplus and food. We truly are trying to be as sustainable as possible.) Again, a call to Susan and another negative response. Okay, so let me get this right. So the food that was raised here on our farm and selected and gathered from familiar local sources, cooked and prepared with skill and love was even unfit to feed to my pigs!? ! Who gave them the right to tell me what I feed my animals? Not only were we denied the use of the food for any purpose, to ensure that it truly was unfit for feed of any kind we were again threatened with police action if we did not only throw the food in the trash, but then to add insult to injury, we were ordered to pour bleach on it. Now the food is also unfit for compost as I would be negligent to allow any little critters to nibble on it while it was composting and ingest that bleach resulting in a horrible death. Literally hundreds of pounds of food was good for nothing but adding to our ever increasing land fill!

At some point in all of this turmoil Monte reminded me that I had the emergency phone number for the Farm to Consumer Legal Defense Fund (FTCLDF)on our refrigerator. I put it there never really believing that I would ever have to use it. We became members of the Farm to Consumer Legal Defense Fund several years ago as a protection for us, but mostly to add support to other farmers battling against the oppressive legal actions taken against the small farmers trying to produce good wholesome food without government intrusion. The local, sustainable food battle is being waged all across America! May I mention that not one battle has been brought on because of any illness to the patrons of these farms! The battles are started by government officials swooping down on farms and farmers like SWAT teams confiscating not only the wholesome food items produced but even their farm equipment! Some of them actually wearing HAZMAT suits as if they were walking into a nuclear meltdown! I have personally listened to some of their heart wrenching stories and have continued to follow them through the FTCLDF’s updates. Well, I made the call, told my story and within a short period of time received a phone call back from the FTCLDF’s leading council Gary Cox. When told the story he simply suggested that we apply our fundamental constitutional right to be protected against “unlawful search and seizure.” I simply had to ask Mary two questions. Do you have a search warrant? Do you have an arrest warrant? With the answers being no I politely and very simply asked her to leave our property. As simple as that! She had no alternative, no higher power, no choice whatsoever but to now comply to my desire. She left in a huff making a scene shouting that she was calling the police. She left no paperwork, no Cease and Desist order, no record of any kind that implicated us for one thing, (we had complied to all their orders) only empty threats and a couple of trash cans full of defiled food. I will get back to “the inspector” and her threats shortly. Let’s get to where it really gets good.

While I am on the verge of a literal break down. Monte and Gio get creative. All right, we have just thrown all of this food away, we can’t do this, we can’t do that, what CAN we do? Well, we have a vegetable farm and we do have fresh vegetables. (By the way, we were denied even using our fresh vegetables until I informed our inspector that I do have a Producers Certificate from the Nevada Department of Agriculture allowing us to sell our vegetables and other farm products at the Farmers Market. Much of our produce has gone to some of the very finest restaurants in Las Vegas and St. George.) The wind taken out of the inspectors sails Gio and his crew got cookin’. It just so happened that we had a cooled trailer full of vegetables ready to be taken to market the following day. Monte hooked on to the trailer and backed it up right next to the kitchen. Our interns who were there to greet and serve now got to work with lamp oil and began harvesting anew. Knives were chopping, pots of pasta and rice from our food storage were steaming, our bonfire was now turned into a grill and literal miracles were happening before our eyes!

In the mean time, Monte and I had to break the news to our guests. Rather than go into the details here, you can see the video footage on Mark Bowers and Kiki Kalor’s (our friends and guests) website at: http://www.reallyvegasphoto.com /Events/CSA-Farm-Government-Inspection, password Rth-2034. We explained the situation, offered anyone interested a full refund, and told them that if they chose to stay their dinner was now literally being prepared fresh, as just now being harvested. The reaction of our guests was the most sobering and inspirational experience of the evening. In an instant we were bonded together. They were of course out-raged at the lack of choice they were given in their meal. Out-raged at the arrogance of coming to a farm dinner and being required to use only USDA (government inspected)meats. Outraged at the heavy handedness of the Health Department into their lives. Then there was the most tremendous outpouring of love and support. One of our guests, Marty Keach, informed us that he was an attorney and as appalled as everyone else offered his support and council if need be, even if it be to the Supreme Court. He was a great comfort in a tense time.

With their approval Giovanni and crew got cooking and the evening then truly began. The atmosphere turned from tense and angry to loving and supportive. As soon as I heard my brother Steve sit down and begin strumming his guitar I knew something special was happening. Paid guests volunteered their services. Chef Shawn Wallace, a guest, joined Gio and his team his knife flying through the eggplant and squash. Wendy and Thierry Pressyler and so many that I am not even aware of, were helping to grill and transport dishes. Jason and Chrissy Doolen offered to run quick errands. Jeanne Frost, a server for the Wynn hotel, didn’t take a seat and began serving her fellow guests. Before long we were seated at the beautiful table and the most incredible dishes began coming forth. It was literally “loaves and fishes” appearing before our very eyes! We broke bread together, we laughed, we talked, we shared stories, we came together in the most marvelous way. Now this is what I had dreamed, only more marvelous than I could have ever imagined! The sky being bright with glittering stars, we had the telescopes out and invited any guests who desired to look into our starry heaven. While we were looking into the heavens, heaven was looking down upon us! I can’t tell you the times I have felt the hand of providence helping us in the work of this farm. As hard and demanding as this work is I KNOW that this is what we are meant to do. I KNOW that it is imperative that we stand up for our food choices. I KNOW that local, organic, sustainable food produced by ourselves or by small family, local farms is indispensible to the health and well being of our families and our communities now and in the future! If this work were not so vitally important, the “evil forces” would not be working so hard to pull it down. We were victorious, we will be victorious, we must be! Our grandchildren’s future is at stake!

Back to the inspector. She did call the police. You must remember that we live in a small town. We know these officers. They responded to the call dutifully but were desperately trying to figure out why they had been called. Never in all of their experience had they ever received a call like this. Mary, the inspector demanded that they give us a citation. The officer in charge said that she was to give us the citation, she responded that no, they were to give us the citation, which they then asked her for what violation. Even with the help of her superior on the phone she could not give them a reason. They asked her to leave which she did. The police were very kind and apologetic for the intrusion. All of this was done without fanfare and out of sight of our guests. The police officers are commended for their professionalism!

Now that we have come to the last chapter of our novel, I realize that it ends with a cliff-hanger. As happy as the ending was, it isn’t “happily ever after” yet. This will remain to be seen in the ensuing days, weeks and even years ahead. Tom Collins, our County Commissioner, furious by the events that took place, having formerly been a board member for the Southern Nevada Health District is putting together a meeting with himself, the current board members and ourselves to make sense of all this mess. As so many of you have related verbally and through emails your desire to help and be involved, we will keep you informed as events take place. I feel that we have been compelled to truly become active participants in the ongoing battle over our food choices. This is just one small incident that brings to our awareness how fragile our freedoms are. We are now ready to join the fight!

We would encourage all of you who can to contribute and to become a member of the Farm to Consumer Legal Defense Fund. They are not only fighting for the farmers, they are fighting for the consumers to have the right to choose. You can find them at ftcldf.org.

As I close, I am reminded of the passage written so forcefully by Thomas Jefferson in the Declaration of Independence: He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.” The same battle continues. I pray the result of the battle will be the same, that we have been “endowed by our Creator with … life and liberty” .

We love you all, and thank you with all our souls for your continued love and support! We will stay in touch.

With warmest wishes for you and your families,

Monte and Laura Bledsoe

Written from Quail Hollow Farm

October 24, 2011

Sunday, July 31, 2011

One More Post... More Pictures!

































I just got some of the pictures uploaded and had to do one more post dedicated just to pictures. There are some more pictures of the farm on my facebook.














Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Alas 'tis Time to say Goodbye

I have now left Quail Hollow Farm CSA. I am moving on to have new adventures. I have stayed for a little over a year and have had AMAZING life changing experiences. Quail Hollow is really a second home to me and the people I got to work with really feel like a second family. Some of the things I have learned there that aren't related to growing plants and farm animals are...
  • hard work
  • diligence
  • facing and conquering fears
  • gaining confidence
  • being decisive
  • responsibility
  • discouragement
  • joy
  • myself, and my personal mission on this earth
  • life and death
  • being calm
  • patient
  • accomplishment
  • and so much more.
I have also been learning Western Tang Soo Do Martial Arts. Doing this I have been taught about balance, putting all of yourself into everything you do to get the needed power to achieve the goal, doing your very best, and not showing weakness, doing hard and painful things that stretch you to your limit and allow you to improve.

Laura put in the Share Basket newsletter this week a whole paragraph on how much I have changed since coming a year ago. I don't have the newsletter with me right now as I write this so I will have to paraphrase a little bit. She mentioned my first day and how she didn't think I would actually last the month... then how I showed her what kind of stuff I was made of and that when I was determined I would never give up. She mentioned how steady and consistent I am. She said some other really nice and touching things. I began to tear up as I read it.

There were times I was tempted to just quit and leave. The work was too hard and it was too hot. I also felt so slow and like I wasn't any help at all. I felt like a failure. How ever these times when I felt like this helped me to have this AMAZING life changing experience. I left feeling like a success and a leader. The farm was filled every day with exhausting hard work. And with all the challenges, discouragement, fears, etc..... I wouldn't trade this experience for a trillion bucks. I have become more of who the Lord created me to be. And the joys, accomplishments, confidence, and all other things have canceled out the bad. This was one of the best years of my life so far. I hope I never forget what I have learned at the farm. There is so much you can learn and discover by reconnecting to the earth and helping life to flourish.

I am so grateful for the time I have had to grow and learn and become at Quail Hollow Farm.

Thank you to all of you who read this, and helped motivate me to keep doing posts.
Thank you Laura and Monte Bledsoe for this experience!

This is the last post I shall do on this blog for a while. When I have my own farm in the future I may continue with this blog. I fare thee well.

Monday, July 11, 2011

High off of Tomato Fumes

Two new interns came... Shannon Hess came 3weeks ago, and my cousin Sariah Mitchell came two weeks ago. Both of them are awesome to room with and work with. :D Before Sariah came the main event to tell about was The Annual Tomato Tasting Event. 4 days before the event all our 18 rows of tomatoes were still green. (which is annoying because now we have ripe tomatoes completely filling the living room. There is barely any room to walk or sit.) We were also having it a whole week later then the one we had last year. So we were picking all that looked like a good sized beautiful tomato or any that had even the slightest coloring. We put them in brown paper sacks with green-ish banana's to speed up the process. By Saturday we had a few to put out. We have I think over 40 varieties and we were able to put out a tasting of half of them. We even put out a conventional boring store bought variety to see if people noticed the difference in taste. It was very noticeable, in color, slicing, and especially in taste. The winner of the year was Amana Orange, Amish Gold, and another yellow one that I can't remember the name of.

However some that I think would have won if they had only been ripe are Green Zebra, Cost...? Genovese, and Cherokee Purple. These are also some of the prettiest tomatoes in my opinion.

When one harvests tomatoes you become green tinted and itchy. And it can take hours and hours. While harvesting you often find ones that chickens have pecked, ones that have a little split or bug bites, or sun scalds. All of these go in to the Sauce bin. After that you need to sauce them a.s.a.p. otherwise they start to spoil very quickly. The saucing process goes like this.....
1. you quarter the tomatoes and cut out any really nasty spots. (this is actually the worst part of the processing because you have to stick your hand in the sauce bin that has rotting tomatoes and juices. It also smells nasty... like dirty dish rags or smelly socks.)
2. you put them in the saucer machine which removes the skins and seeds and leaves nothing but a nice tomato puree or pulp.
3. you pour into large pots and boil for a long time and the full pots will reduce until only half of the pot is full, however after it has boiled and decreased in amount it is such a beautiful dark red color.
This is what Sariah and I (Shannon had a family reunion so has actually been gone the last two weeks.) were doing all afternoon on Saturday after spending 3 hours harvesting the Roma tomatoes. We sauced for 4 hours straight. I was literally going insane. Sariah and I thought part of it might be from all the tomatoes we were smelling. We needed to smell a bunch of them because even though they looked pretty good on the out side they smelled like dirty socks when you cut them open. Eventually I couldn't smell anything different, I sat and smelled one tomato for probably 5 minutes, Sariah had to be my official smell-er for a while because they all began to smell. We went through about 8 3/4 bushel bins of sauce. It was really gross. I was so tired of tomatoes I was going crazy.

Now for some news not tomato related.
Some funny stories that say I've been on a farm too long.....or in the heat to long....
I am like the dogs in the Pixar movie Up... however instead of squirrels making me turn my head, it is tractor's and goats.

I have been getting ready to leave the farm soon, and so I wanted a picture of each of the milking goats... cause I want to do a scrapbook of my adventures, and I thought it would be fun to do a profile picture of each of them and then a funny story to go along with each. Well Shannon was willing to take the pictures for me (because she has a digital camera and I don't plus she was doing the milking that week and I was doing the other chores.) Well as I thought about this plan for the goat profile page and their stories I realized that some of them wouldn't be us understandable if you didn't know what their udders looked like. So Shannon took a picture of those for me as well. :D

We were washing eggs and randomly we noticed that one made a thumping noise as it was shaken by ones ear. Don't ask why we were shaking it by our ears. We don't know why. In case you are wondering why it made the noise it apparently had a large air bubble. But we showed it to Laura and Monte and they said they have never been tempted to shake an egg by their ear.

This is a funny story that doesn't have to do with farming.
Because Jenn, Amelia, Bronze, and Brodi knew I was getting ready to leave they surprised me and bought me a going away cake. They informed me that I needed to smell the frosting because they had paid a little extra to get scented frosting. I said "I didn't know they made scented frosting." Jen takes a slice of cake that is on a small plate and smells and her expression said "wow this smells amazing." So then she hands me the plate so that I can smell. I being the slightly gullible trusting person that I am bring the plate up to my nose to smell and Jenn pushes it in to my face. It was the most unexpected thing... mainly because it was Jenn who did it. If Bronze or Brodi had offered the slice of cake to me I hope that I would have been a little hesitant and doubtful, but it was Jenn. And Bronze caught the whole thing on video. ARRGGG!!! Then Amelia informed me that they had been planning this for weeks and Jenn thought I wouldn't fall for the scented frosting. Amelia said... "Jenn, this is Lark we're talking about. We could tell her that it looked like there were little allien looking shapes in the frosting and Lark would have put her face into the cake to get a closer look." The saddest part about this story is earlier in the afternoon Jenn and Amelia had told me not to trust anything that I was told that day. They had sort of warned me.

Bronze also made me this chocolate structure as a going away gift that was intimidating to look at. There was so much unwrapped chocolate. I'm going to miss my farmily.

Sad news.....
We no longer have one of our restaurant share holders so keep the farm and Bledsoes in your prayers as well as the owner of the restaurant and his family.
We have lost a couple of chickens and Rabbits because of the heat. It's almost like these animals are saying "just so you don't miss us too bad we will let you get as many opportunities as possible to pick up our dead before you leave for good."

Exciting news.....
On Monday (exactly one week ago) July the 4th we got a new baby goat!!!!!! We didn't even know that any of our goats were pregnant. Since she was born on Independence Day we had to give her a patriotic name. So we named her Abigail Adams. She is super cute and all white with ears that stick up. Every time you feed her she starts drinking then she pulls away and pees for a while as if saying she needs to make more room for all the milk she is going to drink. Then she comes back and finishes her meal. She also licks her lips a lot and makes a loud smacking noise when she eats.
Sariah had been in charge of milking that week and I was off feeding the chickens in the far pasture. So she was the one who discovered Abigail. But I get to experience one more baby goat before I go. :D

We also got 2 more pigs.... Our others have been sent to the butcher. Our new pigs are named Peter and Sophie. Well I guess those are technically their nick-names. Their real names are super long and are in Italian and are names of a really fancy ham and salami.

I think that is all for this post. ttfn

Friday, June 3, 2011

"You Know You Work on a Farm When...."

Two weeks ago and this afternoon I went to pick mulberries. A point of correction if any of you have heard the song "Here we go round the Mulberry bush..." mulberries grow on trees not bushes. If they grew on bushes in might be easier to fill your bucket quicker because you wouldn't have to leave the ones that are in the ridiculously high branches.
When I did it two weeks ago I did it with Jen and Amelia DeMille (They are the Moapa Girls from last summer) to keep with tradition we did mulberry warpaint on our faces... like we had done the year before. Except this time my warpaint looked more like a baby had taken it's food and smeared it all over my face. If any of you go mulberry picking and want to become mulberry Indians don't ask Jen to paint your face. Laura did take a picture, but I will have to post it at another date.
Today Bronze and Brodi helped half way through. I didn't feel like doing warpaint with them. It just doesn't feel the same if Jen and Amelia aren't there.

On Wednesday evening Jen, Amelia, and I all went to the singles branch activity, since it was kind of late for farmers when we left (8:30) they decided to spend the night, instead of driving the 1/2 hour home. On Thursday morning when we woke up we noticed that there was a scorpion in my room. This makes a total of 3 scorpions that have entered my bedroom in the last year. WHY MY ROOM??!!????!? This one was medium size compare to the first two that have been discovered in my domain. Well Amelia took an empty wide mouthed water bottle that was sitting on my dresser and trapped it underneath, and put her scriptures on top to keep the bottle weighted down. We than went up to inform Monte that there was another scorpion that I wanted him to kill for me. Monte was bottling honey. When I told him the issue he got this grin (that only Monte can do) and asked me why I didn't kill it myself? I explained that I can kill bugs and things that are the size of a nickel, and this scorpion was larger than that so I needed him to dispose of it for me. Well Jen, Amelia, and Monte all started to tease me a bit. Jen and Amelia's teasing was more on the side of "Why don't you catch it and let free in the desert?" And you've already heard Monte's thoughts. Well here I was in distress cause I am afraid to even approach it. (Some of you reader's might remember how I once stood on a chair with shoe in hand building up the courage to kill a spider that was on the ceiling, how I stood there for two hours just starring at it and finally squashing it only to be told that that spider had been in that same place for 3 months and that it had been dead for some time now.) Well after a lot was said by all of us, Jen went down, slid a clipboard underneath the water bottle and took the scorpion out to be released in the desert.

We have started harvesting tomatoes, summer squash and cucumbers. We also had our first baby eggplant tonight. :D

Jen, Amelia, and I have this game that we play everyday. We say this phrase and then add on to it.
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"Someone says something negative about a vegetable you harvested and you take it as a personal insult."

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"your most annoying stalker is a fly."

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"Evolution seems to go backwards." (It gets harder to stand up straight as the day goes by.)

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"You can turn most songs into a farm song. example: "The Farm is alive with the sound of clucking...." (Sound of Music) or "Cabbages Cabbages barely even lettuce.." (song from Disney's Pocahontas) or "On the fifth day of farming my true love gave to me 5 baby goats, 4 swiss chard, 3 bunny rabbits, 2 golden beets, and a red Lark in a palm tree." (I didn't come up with this song Bronze, Brodi, and Kim did this one and for some reason they thought it hilarious to have the last line.)

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"All hoes, shovels, pitch forks, and other often used tools have names." (Amelia's favorite fork is Sebastien, Bronze's favorite shovel is Sarah, then there is Henry and Cedric the hoes. Except Bronze broke my favorite hoe Cedric. :( The Wheelbarrow is Rasputin. My pocket knife is Zraiza and Amelia's is Percy aka The Scarlet Pimpernel.)

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"You come up with names for weeds and descriptions for them like in the dragon book that is in the movie How to Train your Dragon. example: The Sprawler, deep roots, may cause you to weep, pull/kill on sight. The Infuriating, usually grows large and is prickly all over, use caution, pull on sight. etc..."

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"the back of your legs are tanner than the front.

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"you stop working to examine a interesting looking plant or bug.

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"you come up with these kind of phrases."

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"You are afraid to wipe your hands on your clothes cause they might get more dirty."

"You know you work on a farm when...."
"Your new favorite insult to call someone else is Aphid gut."

Well I could continue but I can't remember them all. Let it suffice that we each usually come up with a few every day. I hope some of them made you chuckle to yourself. If not and you just think we are crazy you may be right. We have been out working in the sun all day doing the same thing for several hours.

This is all for now. ttfn.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Facing Fears

I don't think I've ever mentioned this but Monte has a rock climbing wall in his garage.
Well my family had come down for a visit last week (my sister was graduating from George Wythe University in Cedar City). Well the van lost it's power steering on the Bledsoe's street. So Laura and Monte let us borrow one of their vehicles so that we could make it to the graduation. Because the van broke, my family was forced into visiting me a little longer (there is only one auto shop here in Overton and it is not open on the weekends.) Julia decided that before they leave she wanted to climb the Rock wall. She did it too. Well I can't be out done by my little sister so I had to climb as well. I have been here almost a year and never wanted to climb the wall. I am terrified of heights and falling. But I had been challenged by my big sister Margret to face all of my fears head on. So I climbed. It was the SCARIEST thing I have ever done in my entire life. I was 1/2 way up and was taking lots of shallow breathes. I was trembling all over visibly. I kept climbing. My hand touched the second highest hold and then my foot slipped. Monte helped me to fall slowly. However I knew that I had made it that high before falling. Even though I was now safe on the ground I was still shaking and having a hard time resuming normal breathing.
I climbed on Monday May 2nd.

I tested for my Orange Karate Belt on the following Tuesday (May 3rd) I passed! The test didn't seem near as scary after having to climb that wall.

Rewind to less scary, yet still plenty scary when I did them.
Monte has built some stilts for his grandchildren to play on. I had never worked up the courage to even attempt walking on them. (they are a foot off of the ground.) On Sunday May 1st I showed them to Julia (my AWESOME little sister) I knew that she would be able to do them. But to show her it was possible I had to do it first. We spent the afternoon walking on them and keeping track of who got the most steps. I got a total of 69 and Julia got 66.

A couple weeks ago.... I'm no longer sure of the date. I helped Monte go through his hives. I got to get all suited up. We went over to the hives and started going through and getting rid of un-needed queen cells. Bees were all over my suit. "Bees can sence fear and if you act all panicky and jittery they love it and will continue to get bigger and more of a response out of you. I was nervous. Yet remained calm even when I got stung (through my bee suit) on my shoulder. I only got one sting though. Monte got some bees in his hat somehow and got around 5 or 6 stings on his head.

Another super scary thing (this is on a similar level as rock climbing) I had to ask for a mentor meeting with Laura and Monte. Though this sounds like a super easy thing, it was one of the hardest things I've had to do.


Now to change the topic....
How would you like to hear a story of me being cunning, conniving, and a damsel in distress?
I think I can guess your answer. So I will begin...

Once upon a time (Monday April 25th) there was a farm girl with the wonderfully unique name of Lark. Also on this farm were two hired hands to help with the harder work named Bronze and Brodie (I did not make up their names) One sunny warm day they were given the task to dig a rectangular hole 12 feet long and 3 1/2 feet deep (somewhere around that size). Well the farm girl had been harvesting Carrots for the share holders and had just finished that and was on her way back up to the house to relax until chores. Well Bronze beckoned for her to come over. He wanted to show her how much he had dug compared to his younger brother Brodie, even though they had been digging the same amount of time. (Bronze's favorite hobby is to dig randomly deep holes. I know you are thinking that is a crazy thing to do for recreation. Bronze is a little crazy. When I went over there they booth told me that they were going to call it a day and leave within the next ten minutes. They had what looked like a small section left, I didn't want them to leave until that was done. (They don't come on Tuesdays) So then a plan struck me. I asked would they work for 1/2 hour longer if I was to sit and keep them company. They agreed and said only half an hour longer not a minute more. Well the 1/2 hour went by rather quickly and they still had a 3'x3' area. They threw down their shovels, and I couldn't let them leave yet. So I became extremely conniving. I asked if they could work 1/2 hour longer if I worked with them. They said "NO!" Seeing that just asking wouldn't be enough I picked up one of their shovels and attempted shoveling some out. My shovelful was extremely pitiful. I moved to another part of this small space and had a bit more success not much. I then said "are you really going to just leave a damsel in distress to finish this?" A small batting of the eyelashes. Another pathetic shovelful. (I wasn't doing small shovelfuls on purpose it was just really hard dirt.) Brodie said "You're really going to keep shoveling aren't you?" I answered his question by shoveling some more. They both declared that they hated me and picked up their shovels. We did finish that section in 1/2 hour. They had been digging for 3 hours before I came over. I felt so good and happy that I had been able to get another full hour of work out of them. Now before you think ill thoughts of the heroine of this little tale. I got what I deserved a week or so later.
(Friday May 6th) I was put on the digging crew to help level all the earth around the hole. After about 1 hour I was feeling truly repentant for making them work longer than their first 3 hours.
I was miserable. And I am still sore. To tell them how sorry I was I saved them some no-bake cookies (from the batch I made yesterday.) In case you were wondering what the hole was for it was the start of our New Rabbit Housing. The hole has been lined with cinder blocks and will be like a little burrow for them to stay cooler in when the summer heat kicks in. The cinder blocks have a pipe tunnel leading up into some cages that have their water and food. We got one side of the Rabbit apartments finished today. I have decided that when rabbits are being wiggly and annoying they are rodents and rabbits mixed into one word which is Robbits. (Yes I invented this word as I was carrying one feisty rabbit to it's new cage. )
This is the end of my little tale and I hope it made you smile.

TTFN :)

Sunday, March 27, 2011

March 20th -April 9th

So I had this brilliant idea last month to just come and make a bulleted point list of the main events of each day. Well this plan stopped much sooner than planned because Renee (whose fast computer I was using) left, plus farm life gets crazy and busy. So this is just the bulleted day by day agenda. I'm sorry if it a tad dull..... and a month late.
Sunday 20th : Renee, Nichole and I went to the Valley of Fire (pictures are on my last post) It was a lot of fun! We went off the beaten trail and just climbed other rocks and posed and had a blast. My favorite part about the Valley of Fire (especially Mouse's Tank trail) is the hollows in the rocks that you can fit in and are just such a perfect frame for people.
When we got back around 5:30 pm we were in time to see a Bee Swarm. Bees will swarm when they feel the hive is getting to crowded. So they have a rebellion and 1/2 fly off with the new queen. (picture of this is also on last blog.... maybe it isn't on the blog but it is in the link.) Since they were all just clustered on the tree Monte decided to create a new hive before he lost them. So we got to help. He gave us each a bee suite...(Bees can sting through this on occasion) well Nichole's suite was really only 1/2 a suite . None of us got stung. We then sprayed or misted the bees with water. This made them fall off the tree and into the new bee box Monte had placed under the tree.
Monday 21st: We had some chilly windy rainy weather. The wind blew over our chick coop....(a car-port tent kind of thing that has been turned into the chick coop.)... and scattered our chicks all over the place. Then it rained on them. Chicks have to be kept a certain temperature or else they will catch hypothermia and die. We lost almost 1/2. So I pulled out my blow-dryer to try to dry more of them off quicker. Blow-dryers are amazing inventions. Who would ever have thunk that it is really a farm tool? We also weeded a whole high tunnel (the one the most full of weeds.) We also did some rabbit processing, or at least Monte did. I just watched. That night I got to taste my first rabbit. SO YUMMY!
Tuesday 22nd: Missy had a rotting baby. The baby had been inside her for a week. She smelled pretty nasty. Missy always looks like she is pregnant when she's not; so when she is pregnant she looks more like Noah's Ark. Because she is always so big the baby didn't feel like it was cramped enough to come out.
Wednesday 23rd: Harvest day. I caught a bit of a cold. Chewy had a little baby we named Snowball.
Thursday 24th: Pulled up 3 rows of cabbage and accidentally some radish plants.
Friday 25th: pulled big weeds around Grape vines.... getting ready for Shareholder breakfast
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Saturday 26th: Shareholder Breakfast! Snowball died
Sunday 27th: Had to burn the horns off of the baby girls... and banding the boys (they will not be bred goats.) :(
Monday 28th: 7 rows of tilled and planted with tomatoes... I saw Mystere again this time with Nicole and Renee, sat in sound booth.
Tuesday 29th: carrots, shade cover, water high tunnles, emptied 3 more rows and got all of A tilled.
Wednesday 30th: Harvest Day
Thursday 31st: Planted 3 more rows of tomatoes
Friday 1st: April Fools.... supposed to be a light day of work ended up WEEDING ALL DAY! sore. 3 blisters. Exhausted
Saturday 2nd: General Conference.. Went shooting after the first session, shot a 22 riffle and 22 pistol. Britches had 5 babies. Missy had another rotting baby.
Sunday 3rd: went to Cedar city Zina had 2 babies
Monday 4th: Harvested Carrots, Asparagus, drip lines.
Tuesday 5th: set up area for fair display, picked 4 green bins of spinach, washed and bagged carrots.
Wednesday 6th: Harvest Day
Thursday 7th: First day of the Clark County FAIR!! I had heard so much about it and there wasn't anything that special about it. Us Interns manned the booth in the Small animal pavilion all day. All of Overton and Logandale shut down completely when it's fair time.
Friday 8th: Manned the fair booth again for 1/2 the day.
Saturday 9th: Renee left for good. :( I took the A.C.T. :-/ We got Hail, wind, and rain, so all hands were called on deck to man the booth since tons of people had flooded into the building to get out of the weather. Saw the rodeo that night. I don't think I'm much of a rodeo person.
We have sold all but 4 of the 13 baby goats. We are only keeping Nellie, Mimi, Beth, and Pierre (Zina's baby is all white except for his head which is black. He has floppy ears that are black in the center then fade into gray. He also has a white streak down his nose. He will be dinner is a couple of months most likely.)


Friday, March 25, 2011

Pictures of my baby goats!


Renee (has put these same pictures on flickr. The link is http://www.flickr.com/photos/60936261@N08/5548717492/in/set-72157626197065217/ So to see everything you'll have to check out this link. Renee is AWESOME by the way. And is being generous with her Mac computer. )


This is my chicken coop that I painted. It has a little lella-farmer boy and girl, two chickens, and a pig. (I tell you this on the slight chance that you can't figure out what they are.) I was painting this the Saturday that our first baby goats were born. I believe I mentioned this in my last blog post.

These are my babies crowding around to get the bottle. The names of the babies from left to right are Lambie (has the bottle) Mimi or Poopie ( I can't tell because it's head is down but I think it is Mimi.) Beth and then Nellie (standing up with front legs on mine.) Aren't they adorable?






These two are my babies because these were the ones I witnessed the births.The one giving me the kiss is Poopie (my favorite) and then the other is Mimi.








This is Nellie giving me a kiss.




This is Beth. Wickam looks just like her.
This last Sunday afternoon us interns and wwoofer went to the Valley of Fire (Mouses Tank trail.... way off the beaten trail and explored the surrounding rocks.) This is just one picture of the Valley of Fire adventure. I will write more about this weeks adventures a little later.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

6 Wonderful New Things

Guess what I was able to witness last Saturday..... having a hard time guessing?
I'll give you a clue. It's something I have been looking forward to since I arrived last year. Still can't guess?
Clue #2.... it is one of my FAVORITE aspects of the farm. Nothing coming to mind?
Clue #3... this thing that I witnessed breathes, jumps, and makes noise when it's hungry.

BABY GOATS being born!!!!!!! I saw two little babies... the whole process. It was amazing. Mother goats know what they need to do and are able to do it.

To make this story even more impressive (not that it really needs more added to be so) Laura and Monte were gone. It was just me and Renee Johnston (the new wwoofer). We had been left with a number that we could call if there was issues with the birth. We didn't need to. These two that I saw born are super cute White and black babies. One boy and one girl. The boy has floppy ears and the girls are straight up the way Monte likes them. I was a little worried about the little boy when he was being born. Because Sweetie (his mother) tried having him on the fence. I pulled her away and all went well. He came out and she started licking the sack off of him. After he was sufficiently clean, she began going into labor with the second one... and she rolled on top of her first baby twice.... accidentally. Me and Renee were super worried about him because he wasn't standing as soon as he should have. The second one kept trying to stand while her mother was still licking the sack off. Now don't fret both babies are now doing just fine and running and jumping. The little girl is named Mimi, and the little boy has been named Poopie. The story of his name will follow later.

That same night after I had finished evening chores I noticed that Missy was starting to go in to labor, however she wasn't making any noise like Sweetie had been so I went up to filter the milk. The next morning we came down and she had had a floppy eared fawn colored little boy. We've named him Lambie because he looks a lot like a little lamb...plus it's kind of funny having a goat with that name. Renee named him.

While I was at church on Sunday Lizzie had triplets. One boy and two girls. Two of them are all white, and the last is mostly white with a little bit of grayish brownish coloring on her back, she also has black around her eyes and is super pretty. I named her Nellie. Her sister is Beth or Bethie, and the other one I named Wickam (this is because his mother's name is Lizzy and I was wanting to name him Darcy, but then Monte said "Oh good then we can process him all the sooner." So I decided he couldn't be Darcy.)

So now we have 6 babies that we feed every morning and evening. They are as cute as can be. And we are expecting at least 3 or 4 more goats to kid sometime this week.

Well now you are probably wondering what is the story behind Poopie's name. Well last sunday I was holding him and talking with Monte. All of a sudden I looked down and realized that I was covered in baby goat poop. And since his little digestive system wasn't fully in gear yet, it was not the usual round firm goat poop it was more like diarrhea. Super NASTY! Monte just started laughing because I just looked at. I didn't scream or really react at all (I was in a little shock). He then said "Living the life... you're a true farm girl now." I don't mind being called a true farm girl but I wish the circumstances had been a little different. Ever since that moment the little floppy eared black and white goat has been called Poopie.

There are two other girls here right now. You already know of Renee Johnston (the wwoofer)...she is from Northern Nevada, is 23 and is super nice.
My roommate is Nicole Ball (a good friend from Idaho.) She is 20 and is amazing.

On Thursday the 10th we also planted 178 tomato plants this week with a lot of help from Renee and Nicole. There is a long story to go with this... so sit down and prepare to enjoy the tale. Laura and Monte were making deliveries in Vegas and we were given the instructions to hoe all the weeds in these two rows which are in one of the high tunnels, after hoeing we were to loosen all the earth so that it would be plant-able with a rake. The high tunnels become more like a sweat house and are unbearable to work in. So we decided it would be torture to rake the earth until it would be loose enough to plant in. So we went and looked at the hand tiller (Nicole was able to identify each lever and stick thing.... thanks to working on a farm forever.) We called Monte and asked if we could use it. He said we could if we could keep it in control and make straight rows, and not poke holes in the plastic, He also said that he sometimes had a hard time keeping it in control, and he wasn't sure we could handle it. But we did. I kept it straight in the front and Nicole moved the little levers and walked behind it. We did a good job too. then we planted all those tomatoes that I mentioned earlier.

Friday the 11th we painted all of the chicken coops (4) red and white. All except for one side of one of the coops which I painted on Saturday with a leladelle farmer and wife with chickens and a pig. I will post a picture eventually.

This week....
We planted another high tunnel of tomatoes. I didn't count this time. It was however 3 rows.
On Thursday... us interns and wwoofer went into Cedar City. Nicole and I went and listened to a lecture at George Wythe University that was AMAZING!!!!!! I don't have the time right now to go into details about it. I also was able to visit with my sister and read her senior paper that tied so well with the lecture I had heard before. Her paper is super good.. and just what I needed to read.
On Saturday we made sauerkraut and goat's milk soap.
Today we went to The Valley Of Fire and took lots of pictures that I will post as soon as I get them. I can't really remember any other details of this week and I have to get to bed soon.

Good night
ttfn

Sunday, February 6, 2011

On My Own......again

So lots has happened, and I have decided that I am not going to try and play catch-up.
As you probably guessed from my title I am the only intern again. Matt went woofing in Hawaii, Jordan lives in town but no longer works on the farm, Nella went to New Zealand and is now woofing in Australia. Kylee came back for a month long visit, and then went back home.

One really cool thing that happened in December was I got to see Mystere by Cirque du Soleil for free! One of our share holders is a performer in it and was able to give us seats up in the sound booth. It was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in awe the entire time.

Another exciting thing in December (the 23rd) we had received two days of steady rain. So Thursday evening we noticed that the river was rising rapidly. So we spent several hours taking down fences and building a temporary goat pen higher up. We were very worried that the farm would be flooded. The river stopped rising at two feet away from disaster. (sigh of relief)
Two weeks later was spent re-putting up the fences.

Can you believe that I have spent 8 months here at Quail Hollow Farm? I started in June and it is now February. Time seems to have flown.

On January 11th I tested for my Purple Belt in Western Tang Soo Do Karate... and I passed. Next test will be for orange then blue then green then red then black. I will probably only get as high as blue before I leave.

We are half way done with our winter season.

Farm News.....
I have been transplanting tomato plants.... lots of tomato plants. Tomatoes have to be transplanted twice. You first transplant them into plastic cups then a month or two later you transplant them into the ground. I had transplanted 44 variety's into cups. Each variety has about 15 to 20 plants depending. We then were putting the cups into our high tunnels, (Hoop houses... kind of like green houses except there aren't any shelves and you actually plant in the ground.) in the pathways because our green house was getting too crowded. Well this week we had two REALLY COLD nights. All but 15 of those variety's died. So around 500 plants died. I guess this is one of the things about farming that keeps you guessing and on your toes. So yesterday (Saturday Feb. 5th) we replanted lots of tomatoes and are waiting for them to start to sprout.

Thursday Jan. 27th we decided to take Goat's Milk Cheese to the Farmer's Market. Each container had a little over 1/4 pound, and each container was $10.00 . We had Herbed Chevre, (Rosemary and Garlic, and Chives and peppercorns.) Feta Cheese, and some plain Chevre. If you go to a restaurant and order something that says it has goat's milk cheese it will most likely by chevre. Chevre is French, Feta is Greek, Ricotta is Italian. So if you go to these kind of restaurants these will be the goat's milk cheeses most commonly. All of the cheese we took to market sold super fast. It was really funny because all the women would see the cheese and say "If I still have $10.00 after looking at everything, I will come back and buy some cheese." All the men however wouldn't leave our table until they had bought the cheese. We actually were pretty much sold out of everything on the table by 11:30 am. (The market starts at 10:00 am and goes till 1:00 pm)

On Friday Jan.28th one of our goats had two miss-carriages. The following day she had two more. She had another month to go before they should have been born. It was only her second time being pregnant and 4 babies was too much for her. Monte buried the first two. I buried the last two. (Laura and Monte had to go out of town Friday evening and came back Saturday evening.) It was really sad seeing these 4 dead babies but it was almost even sadder seeing the mommy goat, she looked so distressed and confused.

We now have 48 baby rabbits. And are due to get more in the upcoming week.

We have planted tons of onions over 2,000.

We also have one hen that is sitting on eggs that are due to hatch on February 16th!

This week while we were doing chores before heading out for the Farmer's Market we received a phone call saying that the farmer's market is closed due to some zoning issues. We are thinking that the root of this problem is political, because their have been complaints about parking and someone always steals the farmer's market signs that give directions to where it is located. Also possible because of all the media attention it has attracted. There might be a battle about to take place to get the market going again. We are praying that it will be resolved soon. 12 of our shareholder's pick up their baskets from this location.
Because we had prepared so many vegetables to take to market we just set up in a parking lot of an empty business. It would be much appreciated if you could keep the farmer's market success in your prayers.

Also I would avoid shopping form Whole Foods if you can. They are teaming up with Monsanto a company that has destroyed many farmers who used sustainable methods. A company that does Genetically Modified Food. A company that has patented a form of life that we now almost depend on. A company that is corrupt. Watch Food Inc. and The Truth About Our Food to get a better picture of what Monsanto is. Whole Foods is charging organic prices for unmarked Genetically Modified Food. Just a note of warning.

One of my new year's goals was to not watch as many movies during my free time... instead I will try to read as many of Laura's books as possible. I just finished reading 3 books in the last week and a half. I read The Scarlet Letter by Nathanial Hawethorne This book is AMAZING!!!! If you read it and would love to discuss it in depth I am interested. I also now love the name Hester. It is one of my current favorites because it changed me and helped me to grow. The Tall Women by Wilma Dykeman it was enjoyable, and Silas Marner by George Elliot another very enjoyable book, very well written. These last two didn't make as much of an impact on me.