Two weeks ago and this afternoon I went to pick mulberries. A point of correction if any of you have heard the song "Here we go round the Mulberry bush..." mulberries grow on trees not bushes. If they grew on bushes in might be easier to fill your bucket quicker because you wouldn't have to leave the ones that are in the ridiculously high branches.
When I did it two weeks ago I did it with Jen and Amelia DeMille (They are the Moapa Girls from last summer) to keep with tradition we did mulberry warpaint on our faces... like we had done the year before. Except this time my warpaint looked more like a baby had taken it's food and smeared it all over my face. If any of you go mulberry picking and want to become mulberry Indians don't ask Jen to paint your face. Laura did take a picture, but I will have to post it at another date.
Today Bronze and Brodi helped half way through. I didn't feel like doing warpaint with them. It just doesn't feel the same if Jen and Amelia aren't there.
On Wednesday evening Jen, Amelia, and I all went to the singles branch activity, since it was kind of late for farmers when we left (8:30) they decided to spend the night, instead of driving the 1/2 hour home. On Thursday morning when we woke up we noticed that there was a scorpion in my room. This makes a total of 3 scorpions that have entered my bedroom in the last year. WHY MY ROOM??!!????!? This one was medium size compare to the first two that have been discovered in my domain. Well Amelia took an empty wide mouthed water bottle that was sitting on my dresser and trapped it underneath, and put her scriptures on top to keep the bottle weighted down. We than went up to inform Monte that there was another scorpion that I wanted him to kill for me. Monte was bottling honey. When I told him the issue he got this grin (that only Monte can do) and asked me why I didn't kill it myself? I explained that I can kill bugs and things that are the size of a nickel, and this scorpion was larger than that so I needed him to dispose of it for me. Well Jen, Amelia, and Monte all started to tease me a bit. Jen and Amelia's teasing was more on the side of "Why don't you catch it and let free in the desert?" And you've already heard Monte's thoughts. Well here I was in distress cause I am afraid to even approach it. (Some of you reader's might remember how I once stood on a chair with shoe in hand building up the courage to kill a spider that was on the ceiling, how I stood there for two hours just starring at it and finally squashing it only to be told that that spider had been in that same place for 3 months and that it had been dead for some time now.) Well after a lot was said by all of us, Jen went down, slid a clipboard underneath the water bottle and took the scorpion out to be released in the desert.
We have started harvesting tomatoes, summer squash and cucumbers. We also had our first baby eggplant tonight. :D
Jen, Amelia, and I have this game that we play everyday. We say this phrase and then add on to it.
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"Someone says something negative about a vegetable you harvested and you take it as a personal insult."
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"your most annoying stalker is a fly."
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"Evolution seems to go backwards." (It gets harder to stand up straight as the day goes by.)
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"You can turn most songs into a farm song. example: "The Farm is alive with the sound of clucking...." (Sound of Music) or "Cabbages Cabbages barely even lettuce.." (song from Disney's Pocahontas) or "On the fifth day of farming my true love gave to me 5 baby goats, 4 swiss chard, 3 bunny rabbits, 2 golden beets, and a red Lark in a palm tree." (I didn't come up with this song Bronze, Brodi, and Kim did this one and for some reason they thought it hilarious to have the last line.)
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"All hoes, shovels, pitch forks, and other often used tools have names." (Amelia's favorite fork is Sebastien, Bronze's favorite shovel is Sarah, then there is Henry and Cedric the hoes. Except Bronze broke my favorite hoe Cedric. :( The Wheelbarrow is Rasputin. My pocket knife is Zraiza and Amelia's is Percy aka The Scarlet Pimpernel.)
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"You come up with names for weeds and descriptions for them like in the dragon book that is in the movie How to Train your Dragon. example: The Sprawler, deep roots, may cause you to weep, pull/kill on sight. The Infuriating, usually grows large and is prickly all over, use caution, pull on sight. etc..."
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"the back of your legs are tanner than the front.
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"you stop working to examine a interesting looking plant or bug.
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"you come up with these kind of phrases."
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"You are afraid to wipe your hands on your clothes cause they might get more dirty."
"You know you work on a farm when...."
"Your new favorite insult to call someone else is Aphid gut."
Well I could continue but I can't remember them all. Let it suffice that we each usually come up with a few every day. I hope some of them made you chuckle to yourself. If not and you just think we are crazy you may be right. We have been out working in the sun all day doing the same thing for several hours.
This is all for now. ttfn.